I love you for the "boobless" joke.

4Chan you better back the hell up

the center where Rivers was treated actually is an ambulatory surgical center

Helena Bonham Carter plays the paintings. All of them. She's that good.

Needs more otter.

I'll be backlit.

Kendra and Ricky were reportedly only given a two game suspension by the NFL.

Me and a group of friends are reading it solely to make fun of it. We are early 20s. It is ridiculous. The only thing getting me through it is the ability to text them every couple of paragraphs.

Picturing some 18-year-old girl with submissive tendencies being introduced to kink via Fifty Shades of Grey makes me anxious to the point of actual physical discomfort.

I imagine in a lot of families, there's also the effect where if a son does anything at all, he is applauded as being so generous and attentive. But no matter how much the daughter does, she gets nit-picked for not doing enough or not doing it exactly right.

"Consensual shows are so available"

I have a ground floor apartment in a major U.S. city, sooooooooooooo.... this gives me a full-on case of the "icks" and the "scareds" and the *sobs*

What do we pour on people for concussion awareness?

People who torture/hurt animals for fun could easily be psychopaths so your buddy was probably right. You can possibly report them to a park ranger and, since the feds have lots of laws about messing with wildlife in parks, they could get in trouble!

I deleted my OKCupid yesterday after one too many introductory messages that ended with "would you sit on my face."

I don't get why this is a dealbreaker but 'my blood was saturated with gamma rays' or 'I need an nuclear-powered electromagnet to keep the shrapnel out of my heart' is a pass.

Can they release a version of this film with running commentary from Hoda and Kathie Lee? Because that's pretty much the only way I'd agree to watch it.

She might as well have just said, "I don't need feminism because I like Gilded Age anthropomorphic ducks."

Oh, God. That made me laugh hysterically.

#NotAllBoners