he believes in a hell. Is that sufficient enough?

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Seriously. I was a latch key kid in grade 2, that's fully 2 years younger than this kid. These days I guess my Mom would be arrested and lose her job. Back then it was just a fact of life. People man, mind your business!

Yes, I was being entirely serious, and ABSOLUTELY not making a joke at McDonald's expense about where they get the gall to fire someone over this when they market unhealthy, disgusting shit food to children.

This is just dicked up. Statistically speaking, the world around us is actually safer than it was 20 years ago when I was a kid and my parents (good parents!) thought nothing of letting me walk to the neighborhood park by myself. I got off the school bus by myself, unlocked my own front door, and played outside with…

Leaving implies she abandoned the kid. Letting implies she knew where the kid was, made provision for her safety(cell phone), and made a judgement call that her 9 year old daughter could be by herself in the middle of the day in a public park.

Further proof (did we really need any more?) that we live in a society which would rather punish the poor than assist them.

You should have gone to the bathroom and said "I'll send you something too", then sent him a picture of a bigger dick.

Someone who wants to be a plaintiff.

I'd totally love a change to this. I tip because I don't want the server to pay for the fucked up system but I'd rather just pay more for the food at the outset.

i refused to let my hair be brushed or combed, so my parents buzzed it off.

Can we talk about the season ends JUST when shit is getting good?!?! I was SO UPSET! Also X-Files lady over here is so badass in the show. I loved the scenes where she was disclosing the fact that she had slept with the dead cop just hours before he got shot and the men were all tut-tutting her like WHAT KIND OF…

Complications in legal abortions in the US is one in 4 million, complications in giving birth is one in 300. Having an legal abortion is much, much, safer than giving birth.

Do you think there's ever been a forward thinking guy named Jeb? Ever?

Nope, wouldn't work. Republicans don't give a fuck about fetuses post-birth.

I believe we're framing this all wrong. To appeal to Republicans, we should stop calling them "child refugees" and start referring to them as "post-term fetuses fleeing countries with insufficient abortion clinic laws and regulations."

OK, and how would these court mandated, state paid for, parenting classes help her with affordable child care?