The Alot is better than you at everything: http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/04/alot-i…

This is a stock photo, meaning someone thought this might actually be used someday.

WAIT ARE YOU SAYING THIS GUY IS SINGLE?

I thought this was the way to go? =P

This one is the best by far.

I am INCREDIBLY TEMPTED to write a review from Mistress Epps on the site. Grrrrrr.... Tempted face!!!!

To make the party really authentic, get your black friends to serve you ... what's that? You don't have any? Surely not.

Did they add the drug to put in #5 to kidnap you with? And I want to know what Crate & Barrel product I can purchase that resembles the item Mistress Epps throws at Patsey!

l would NOT want to eat whatever they are serving at a "Gravity" themed party.

You're not thinking racist enough.

I'm trying to picture the embalmers getting this to work.

– they say [whispers], 'My wife does everything.'

I conquer. At the ripe age of 31 I don't give a shit what the teens like. They have terrible taste.

Facebook was originally developed for use by College students. It was never meant for the teens.

You mean Jack Nicholson who hosted Roman Polanski's photo shoot and rape of a 14 year old girl is a pervert!?

Firstly, she believes that the fact that she didn't cry in her forensic interview caused the police to take her accusation less seriously.

...I don't think we should make the Penguin the new Santa.

Apparently. And, thank goodness for this panel of expert white people. I'd hate to think of children confused about the guy who sneaks into their house to leave toys. Everyone knows if a brown-skinned person does that, it's a crime not Christmas.

She can sit by me.