Sorry, no. My anatomy professor is called Professor Quentin Fogg. He is portly, moustached and Australian (I'm in Glasgow) and absolutely fantastic. At Halloween a good third of the year dressed up as him.

No, no. The Best Name Ever is Sir Manley Austin 'Danger' Power - a British military hero (or something? ) in the early 19th century. Or, possibly, his grandson, also Sir Manley Power, who was Allied Commander in Chief of NATO in the middle of the last century. Whose name isn't quite as excellent, but who was more…

Fan Mail more like Man Fail!

Congratulations on a most excellent use of 'barbarian'.

Simon Pegg made me love zombies (or, at least, zombie movies).

Well, I'M certainly not happy.

so this is more on the "Happy" corner than the "Healthy" corner, huh

Talk about rigor mortis...

Slutty lady detectives are the best.

Awful.We cared not one iota for the main character. Sleeping around and generally being an obnoxious airhead hardly appeals to our investment in time for this trash.

Stompin' the haters into the dust.

Original hussy.

going out tonight and unsure of how to dress.. wait, I've got it ..LIKE A FLESH BUFFET!

Soft and gentle. Yes - I am a fabric conditioner.

I will always have respect for him for this:

No croissants and bear claws for you.

So Loki, dear. What else can you do with your bare hands? Please show me. Let me take some clothes off before you begin.

I have heard plenty out of this woman's mouth. How about mom dress her daughter appropriate for a little girl? If you don't want her panties to show, put some bloomers on her!

Hey all, avid vagina-enthusiast and lifelong penis-owner here.

If I were a Native American woman at UC Berkley I would get a tonne of my Native American sisters together "buy" all the cupcakes and then set up a rival bake sale where all the money raised goes to an Anti-racism charity, or even better a scholarship fund for women, minorities and gay students!