Having raced road bikes for many years...you have no idea. I have been 55mph+ on a bicycle thinking to myself, “I am going as fast as traffic on Rt 95 and I am wearing spandex. This is SOOO dangerous.”

That sort of thinking is Seminole to the Redskins brand.

I remember when America used to be a great country. Nowadays everyone takes beating women so seriously. Knock one woman out on an elevator and you’re suspended 2 games. Break multiple bones in another woman’s face and you lose draft position. Punch and kick a woman and you might get suspended.

You people that do shit outside are out of your minds.

Yeah it’s amazing how good the music is.

Each of the individual joycon controllers are going for $49.99 with a matching set going for $79.99, so I guess the logic is that a pro controller is the equivalent of two regular ones.

:(

There’s just a stream of puns flowing from this situation.

No need for him to get pissy over this

Im not going to get into a pissing contest of who has the best headline.

Trump’s pissing away what little goodwill he ever had.

alternate headline:

I think they had announced March 2017 before, right? Or was that just rumored?

On a COMPLETELY unrelated note, I will be suffering from a mild cold and calling in ‘sick’ to work on March 21st.

That’s the south America for the last two hundred years since its inception.

:( My condolences... I lost my dad in ‘13, and he was also a gamer. I don’t have the old memory cards he used, but every cartridge game he touched still has his save data. The one on Starfox is the most poignant to me—our top score was both of us, playing our best levels. Every time I see that file I think of dad…

My future children will look at my Steam account and either shake their heads in awe or shame.

Sounds like someone has never played Dig Dug!

Why would you hate the customer who doesn't want to preorder? You should be hating the district manager and the corporate assholes that harass you about preorders and magazine subscriptions.

I had a similar experience on the wii u launch day. After the jerks at gamestop were rude I went to target next door and grabbed a wii u easily. On the way back to the car I walked past gamestop again and put the box against the window along with a middle finger. The look of anger on their faces was priceless. I…