I am going to feel the Bern SO HARD next year.

Once again, personal responsibility is for the poors. It's never the executive's fault if the business is doing poorly enough for mass layoffs. It's not the fault of the financial industry execs that they crashed the economy. It's not the fault of Republican elected officials if the economy sucks on their watch. But…

Ask the 35k who got shitcanned at HP thanks to her if she’s the most qualified “to do this job.”

Wow. She knew more than I know at 45. I suck.

Here, I fixed it for you:

Until I was eleven or twelve, I didn't realize there was a second set of [CENSORED] on the [CENSORED], since you couldn't see them. What's even funnier is that I thought [CENSORED] came out of the [FILTHY SHAME HOLE]…When you're standing up, all you see from the [CENSORED] is [[the] FILTHY…

"I want my daughter to find out about female anatomy when she gives surprise birth in the toilet at sixteen years old — like everyone else!"