@Schadenfunny: Joint checking account?

...walk into a bar.

Ma, what the hell are ya doing?

@rednrowdy: HA! I just think this shmuck looks more Costello than Presley...and barely. Talk about an insult to Elvis Costello.

@rednrowdy: Yes.

Who the hell is this douchecanoe Jason Davis? He sounds and looks like a brunette Perez Hilton.

The living room looks like the Duran Duran "Rio" cover..."She don't need to understand..."

Ralph Lauren's dream cover girl.

@loosesealbluth: I tell my little cousin (who is only 10 years younger) to please wear sun screen, do not sun bathe, do not smoke, do not drink alcohol...If you do, this is what one's complexion will look like. It will age you 20 years.

What a terrible idea...I'd like to know who is responsible.

Great, now I'll be saying Jebus Christ the rest of my days. Thanks MG! lol

"Freaks and Geeks" is my favorite thing that James Franco has ever done...Classic comedy-drama that was so outstanding it only lasted one season (1999-2000)

At first I thought this was a still from schlockmeister Eli Roth's "Hostel" franchise (you know the little toad is working on the next installment)

@Thalia Al Ghul: Which one?

@muchdrama: I should add that the difference is the corrupt cop has the law on his/her side.

The police scare the shit out of me, and that was BEFORE I saw this video and read the article. I consider a corrupt cop the same as some jackass trying to break into my house.

Antoine Dodson. Nicola Briggs. New Crime Fighting Team...inspiring others to fight back. I love both of them.

@Mamaw:

@wakwito: Happy Thanksgiving!

Rhinestone Cowboy.