@stacyinbean: The look on Madonna's face as Courtney Love's compact whizzed over her perfectly coiffed head is forever comic gold.

Courtney Love is a whip smart, albeit damaged, cookie. Oh & she rocks the fuck down.

@normawilahmina: I call BULLSHIT.

@seeyoudisco: Jamie Oliver is a hero. Most people are stupid and wrong...(and no disrespect to those with expanding waist lines) overweight.

@Kajj: Really now? I watched every episode of Food Revolution & it was Jamie Oliver who was disrespected & treated like dirt.

This is such a stupid, low, fucking country.

Why the hell was Barbara in possession of a jar containing her miscarried fetus?

Adam Watson fell to one knee, pointed to Melissa Lee Williams and exclaimed to the officers:

Larry King is still on the air?

@noisy doll: I disgaree...Zac Efron looks nothing like David Cassidy. David was fall down gorgeous. Zac is this generation's Rob Lowe...and Rob Lowe was no David Cassidy. Look at that face!

Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you...woo, woo, woo.

Cute baby, but the sound of Padma's voice makes me run for the hills. I have to hit the mute button whenever she clobbers someone w/ the "Pack your shit and go" kiss off.

@roodles: I do.

@SmoothLeather: Some Like it Hot...Bus Stop...The Misfits...

Ah, shut up Tyra. Now & forever.

Jo Frost is practically perfect in every way...I mimic her "Let's work togevah" quite a lot.

@rollsnideroll: Yeah, & it ruined her chances on The View. Rachel tried out three times & was passed over. I'm convinced it's due to her Real World unpopularity.

The agitated "What?" always makes me laugh.

@leesie: I love Stanley Kubrick, but I thought the casting of Matthew Modine ruined the film. He is such a weak actor.

@leesie: I love R. Lee Ermey! He was the best thing about Kubrick's 1987 "Full Metal Jacket."