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Grown women who use the word "haters" should be tarred twice and feathered...you are not in the third grade...no one is jealous of you...if a group of people dislike you, it is probably due to a very good reason.

@lalaland13: Wait, isn't Obama Muslin? Didn't he turn the White House into a pyramid? Doesn't he support terriers?

@afeversomeday: If I had a hose on me, I would've turned it on her. Crazy batshit mofo.

@bluebears: How much you wanna bet that Faux News doesn't even report this story?

@kentuckienne: The Buckcherry song shoulda been playing in the background (minus the sexual come on)

@JPGorgon: Thank you. I really loathe the bitchiness aimed at Michael at a time like this...it pisses me off.

Brenda Vaccaro is back!

@SousChefGerard: Your compassion is overwhelming. I think E! is now hiring. You should apply.

PARIS' FINE CHINA HOLDS COKE.

Have fangs, will travel.

@divinelioness: I thought that the headline was a spoof of something...I flashed to Steve Martin in The Jerk w/ the kitty juggling...I never would've clicked the damn vid had I known it was this real life horrorshow.

@Cabotine: Yeah, isn't it sad when something sweet is misinterpreted?

Nigella Lawson happens to be a gorgeous woman with a great figure...she will get attention no matter what she does.

I disliked this episode, as the characters seemed off...Jon Hamm seemed like he was trying on Don Draper for the first time...Whenever he smiled it looked painful. Whenever he made a pass at a woman it was awkward.

@sea.marie: I can understand one Emmy, but Tony kept rackin' em up to the point of absurdity...like he's the male version of Tyne Daly. Enough already.

@queenieinmanhattan: Julie Ormond may just be the most boring actress walking this earth...wait, here comes Amy Irving to make it a tie.

Matthew Weiner and Peter Sarsgaard are both gay as Christmas.