I haven't read the article...I'm still looking at Cary Grant. You can have George Clooney...Cary Grant is the real thing.

I'd be willing to wager Oksana will be attached to Gloria Allred any day now.

I wonder if Lotte Berk is related to Anita Little.

Man, there's some bad Tweed goin' around.

L7 would approve.

@flareandglare: Well, shit.

I first thought that this was an entry for AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com

I adore Mad Men, but I'd rather drive a railroad spike through my head than have to watch one second of Sex and the Pity (or whatever the hell it's called)

@Tchotchke: I find Leo to be terribly overrated as an actor...He simply tries too damn hard. When he furrows his brow to register deep thought or concern (which is all the time!) it makes me laugh out loud.

@anaisnun:

Jon, you're too good to work Kimmel...it's beneath you, son. Aim high with yer goals.

She looks like a classy Rielle Hunter.

Paul Westerberg has been lifting weights! Color Me Impressed!

"Pancakes! Hey. I can't listen to anyone. OK. I can't feel anything. Chocolate milkshake. Wait, woah! Where am I? Did I walk over here? Woah! Oh, this is great. You remind me of Meg Ryan. Where's my chocolate milkshake? Is it sure? Oh, yeah. I wanna be sedated."

Wait, this crapfest is still on the air? I had hoped it was long gone by now.

@SNEAKERS: With each other?

Oksana is dropping more tapes than Jay-Z.

Lindsay's hair colour is banana yellow.

@malted: Sweet! What is her name?

@zeppogirl: She's a beauty!