I misread Elizabeth Kaye's line as "When we pulled up at the foreplay where I lived in Santa Monica".

Richard Gere, neck draped towel, from 1980!

Swear to God, I first thought it was Eddie Izzard in concert.

@OneBigPear: Eartha & Angelina share the same jawline!

@MissRose: Thank you for understanding my comment. It's not exactly astrophysics!

@etchmiadzin: Oh please, I'm only commenting on two famous women who are paid millions for their beauty. Personally, I don't think their eye colour works well in photos.

Talk about beautiful kiddies!

@Algren: I actually find Natalie & Julia's eye colour - a "cow pie brown" as my grammy calls it -unattractive.

Everything about Natalie Portman bores me to tears...now she makes Dior perfectly ordinary.

@rd2uk: I associated the word "creepy" with Kelly Bensimon...it's her fave word for every occasion!

@Dodai: Yeah, I think Galella came off charming too...He created art w/ his camera.

Ron Galella is a far different breed than the vultures of today...these bastards risk lives via car chases & pay sources in hospitals, etc. Basically, it's a bounty to get these shots to the highest magazine bidder.

@CrapCommentFromADude: HA! Ditto the Abe Lincoln jokes. Ah well.

Where is William Burroughs when you need him?

@Dagneymedea: Sophia Loren is considered to be a legendary beauty w/ symmetrical features.

You must make this sandwich with too much thyme on your hands.

@Dagneymedea: Well, not a Picasso, as Sophia's face is actually even.

@Angelina Scarangella:

I've had this valid physical observation regarding Kelly that I don't want to be misconstrued as a body snark: Kelly & actress Shannon Doherty share the same problem in that they both have "Picasso faces"(one side is higher than the other)

I didn't expect to get teary whilst reading that Tatum O'Neal piece, but damnit, it got to me.