i tried.

I love Jules, she’s not afraid to take on the gorgon that is bethany.

Remember Cat Marnell’s essay about how abortion is bad and terrible and totally murdering a baby, and yes she’s had lots of them and will undoubtedly have more because she hates condoms and birth control makes her fat which makes it perfectly acceptable in her case, but they’re still horrible when anyone else has…

Yeah, other than being pretty and rich she sounds pretty much exactly like relatives of mine who struggled with addiction. Right down to the deep-seated belief in their own fascinating uniqueness. No one in the media wants to fuck my relatives that I’m aware of, though, so their stories don’t get quite as much…

Drug memoirs are so boring. I can’t decide which I like less - new mom think-pieces or reminiscences by a junkie.

Wanton self-destruction is sad, but glamorizing it is gross.

I agree that TV and film, like other art forms, can promote important causes and values by introducing them and normalizing them with mainstream audiences. That doesn’t make Brie’s post any less cringeworthy. Even if she wasn’t promoting a big budget popcorn flick with little social value, her comment would still …

I can’t help but think how better all of our lives would have been if Bethenny’s Daddy loved her half as much as he did those fucking horses.

Honestly it’s about time something was boring.

I forgot why we weren’t supposed to like him, was it because he’s weird and intense? Is it because he didn’t end up being at all like Ryan Gosling? I don’t think I ever got the memo. I mean, he’s basically a performance artists who acts, too, no?

Good guys in tights saving the world from the evil Nazis

YOU GUYS, I MET LISA AT PUMP THIS WEEKEND.

I came very close to forgetting about her. But hey, here she is.

Wow, I didn’t realize it was possible to love Ewan McGregor more than I already did.

Despite all of his issues, I cannot help but like his living art stuff.

Shia LaBeouf shouting down Hitler youth idiots at his art for peace project is fun.

Omg look at that little nugget! His cheeks!

I’m not trying to be a contrarian, but I actually love it. She looked splendid, very cozy, very Jackie O.