I fucking hope so. My phone hates this new set up and the only reason i come here is for the comments. Don't ruin my only pleasure in life!

You know, my brother is a speech therapist. ..

Have you seen his Instagram feed? That phone is dusty on purpose to maintain the vintage integrity of his property.

And when I'm on the mic, the suckers run.

Have you seen pictures of Grizzly Bear? They're the least likely band outside of They Might Be Giants to maul loved ones. Rabid or not.

You're way more patient than i am. I can barely tolerate Elephant Riders. I try every time a new album comes out, i give it a shot. But, alas…

Yeah, i never understood how he got painted as the bad guy for being pissed that people were stealing his art.

I second this. I second it HARD!

She saw Pontypool, took it as a documentary.

Twitty ain't too happy either.

Oh shit! I'm so sorry to Kesha and y'all. I got her confused with that Tequila girl. Man, i can't keep up with this pop culture stuff. My bad. Kesha, I'm 100% on your side.

Right? I mean, this is a shitty situation and i definietly think something needs to be fixed in the music industry, but have we ever received an explanation about that Nazi phase she went through? Could it be that they're both a coupla jerks? Or was she just trying to get booted from her contract by being…

I've settled on (butt)Trump(et).

Every time i see Lance Bangs mentioned i think, "Wait, i thought he was dead!" Then i remember that Lester Bangs is not Lance Bangs (and they were not in the Bangles).
…(sorry, I'll shut up now)

Awww… thanks. You make me want to be a better person.

Fair enough. That just leaves more eyes for me.

I'm trying to fit C. Thomas Howell and the European Jesus in to this. Alas, the coffee has not kicked in yet.

You're the hero that we need right now, sir.

I do prefer the 'Opposite of Sex' era Ricci. She has gone a little too Apple-Jolie these days.
(Yes, i don't like me for commenting on women's bodies) (Sorry mom. I let you down)

Can we take a second to acknowledge what a goddamn treasure Judy Greer is? Aside from her amazing acting and comedy chops (Barry Monday? Anyone?) her WTF interview revealed her to be rather…unique? Which made her all the more lovable to me. I don't usually indulge in celebrity crushes, but she's an exception. Her and…