That’s the version I used to play. It had good music and an announcer voice.

I remember doing something similar with my Hero Quest board game. Whenever I didn’t have other kids to play with, I’d lay out the map and figurines and would start playing out custom stories that didn’t necessarily revolve around “group of fantasy adventurers dungeon delving and killing goblins and such”.

Can you imagine if a group of Muslims had taken over the National Wildlife Refuge in Oregon like the Bundy fam and their armed militants?

This is the attitude that I try to explain in a different article. Muslims are automatically othered if they show it in public. If there isnt an immediate outcry or apology from the community for a terrorist attack, then its somehow the whole community’s fault.

Nah, you know they weren’t liberal terrorists because liberal terrorists would go to jail for shit like this.  Republicans terrorists taking a piece of Federal land hostage and refusing to cooperate with the FBI?  No problem!  A group of republican terrorists trespassing on private property, carrying firearms, and…

“It’s not clear why the FBI agents didn’t arrest Hopkins at the time”

Damn those liberal terrorists!

This guy reads as a far-right check list.

I remember doing something like this with the actual board game. My parents went back and forth a lot to Germany when I was a kid and once got me a German edition of the game that had actual little figurines instead of just abstracted colored movers and I usually had the young, lantern-jawed Colonel Mustard leading…

Col. Mustard fucks

This is.... a WEIRDLY accurate replication of my experience with this game as a child.

Ugh i was so annoyed when they panned up and it was the long-haired Nazguls and not the Night King.  

I kinda hope the Night King reveals himself to Bran in the next episode and is easily killed by Theon. Then the army of the dead is immediately destroyed. The rest of the episode is everyone being disappointed standing around Winterfell.

Jon CLEARLY doesn’t want higher power so it makes no sense for Dany to be so threatened.

Actually Rheagar’s marriage to Lyanna is dubious at best. While it’s true that Aegon The Conqueror and Maegor The Cruel practiced polyamory, the the former doesn’t really count since he founded Westeros, so no precedent was really set, and the latter was an asshole who was likely assassinated. Post-Maegor, every king…

-I was waiting the entire episode for a horn to interrupt the characters doing something. Of course it’s with John and Dany in the crypt

My theory is that D&D added that part then so that during the Battle of Winterfell, Dany is going to have a moment when she has to choose to save Jon or let him die (or maybe even kill him herself).

There were a lot of nicely-written character interactions here, on the whole. Brienne being knighted was a real high point for the character.

Yeah. Her reaction was.... odd, especially sine earlier she was declaring her love for Jon. As soon as he tells her the news, her immediate response was (paraphrasing) “you are a legitimate male heir, that means you have a rightful claim to the throne.”

The ending with Jon and Danny felt incredibly contrived. It struck me as similar to “24,” where they would need something big to happen at the end of an episode whether or not it made sense to the narrative.