All you need to do in this country to be respected is just insert “Jesus” into whatever nonsense you’re spouting. If you’re a person of “faith” you can get away with saying literally anything.

It’s all become so boring and shrill to me. The endless breathless hyperbole, the endless repetitive ads after every three plays, the spastic celebratory dances after every single tackle or first down, I can’t stand it anymore and honestly I’m wondering what I ever enjoyed about it in the first place.

God I’d love to cave in his face with a length of heavy steel pipe or maybe half a cinder block. Those smug, sniggering, smarmy facial expressions fill me with homicidal rage, it’s all so contrived and rehearsed and utterly phony. And that annoying little “what, me worry?” shrug of his with the hand gestures and that…