You sound like a real peach.

Nah. If the story were about two completely different teams, then I’d get it. But the comment is totally topical here. Plus, have you been to Kauffman stadium?

BLUE OKCTOBER.

That always sits weird with me. You’re “pro choice” for an innocent, developing fetus, but also anti-death penalty for convicted murderers?

Just in May, he’d rented out the Prince Charles Cinema to [...] screen Napoleon Dynamite, one of his favorite movies.

Ugh stop appropriating male culture.

KCI is my home base and it is literally the easiest airport ever. I don’t think anyone really has to transfer through KCI (unless on Southworst), and for beginning / ending destinations, no other airport is faster. I’ve literally arrived ten minutes before my flight before on a Monday morning, and have made it through…

That is truly poetic.

I promise, as a Kansas Citian, this is only a St Louis phenomenon!

As a Kansas Citian, one of my favorite past-times is to rag on the armpit of the Midwest known as St. Louis. It's great to see other parts of the country enthusiastically joining in.

How do you even go about navigating Tor / SR, etc? I feel like this is the one time where saying "just google it" won't work. (And, to be fair, I've done a quick search...)

revive '85!

It's like saying you have a safe full of money, so you should expect someone to try and rob you.

This seems.... dangerous? Like, "we need to up our liability insurance" sort of dangerous.

Oh man, looks like people are forgetting we live an age where white people have absolutely no value to contribute to talks about race!

What is that giant meat pillow looking thing in the background??

Well then your choice is simple: Don't rush for a sorority! TADA EVERYONE WINS! YAY FREE CHOICE!

I wonder what gay men would say if they were in relationships?

pew pew pew!

If he's clocking 219 mph, I'd have expected him to pass those other cars a LOT faster than what it looked?