6th grade basketball...

That’s really cool that your wife knows what Mailbag is.

yep every middle schooler in America, not in a health-nut family, made this mistake.

“I call it hot ham~water.”

I’m almost fifty and have been a pretty big soccer fan throughout. Imagine dealing with Americans in the ‘90s watching an EPL game together. Yeah, I said game, dick.

nice dad

Try adding old baguette bread into your pesto blender.

This is the exact set I had in my trunk for any long trips with my daughter (always screaming about something). Before Beats, I guess, but still effective.

it’s a hybridico.

Cornnuts; the answer to anything is always Cornnuts.

Imagine after Trump’s 3rd re-election and as an act of punishment to ABC for failing to edit out his fart during the National Prayer Breakfast and its mandatorily controlled viewing audience he forces Spicer and Huckabees to fuck on DWTS.

OK I’m Boreds takes it!

or Strong Babies!

I never face time/ skype/ whatever the fuck/ ever because I can’t stand the other person’s connection being shitty, my connection being shitty, the other person asking if it’s working, me asking if it’s working, the other person asking me “what?”, and me asking them, “what?” etc. I’m with the thumbs up guy.

LET’S GO after doing something well makes great sense when you’re behind and you’re looking to rally the rest of the team.

Awesome! Fuck the Raiders.

“In middle school, as a “husky” (in the words of the Macy’s young men’s department) boy, I would come home from school, pour Thousand Island in a bowl, and dip croutons in it...”

clearly should have waited until the anthem was over to body slam the kid

dicks don’t even know the words to the anthem to be honest.

65 million fucking patriots in this country who HATE the other 250 million Americans.