reminds me of the aptly named Dutch oven I used to give my little sister (I’m sure that means something else, so fuck off). Also, I always liked the term upper-decker, and if that means something else, feel free to let me know.

Trust me, she doesn’t understand, and if she does, she doesn’t give a shit.

Awesome email of the week! I’ve (1) left incognito windows open and my kids have seen some shit, and better (2) left bluetooth connected to the Bose and had squeels and squawks coming out across the house.

I haven’t had to quit my job because of shitting myself, but I have had to quit because I fucked the boss’s daughter, got caught on camera stealing lottery tickets, had a gun pulled on me, had someone shit against the wall, and because I fucked the boss. I worked at an Arco/AMPM in LA for a year...

I remember going to a Sublime Halloween show in Jackson, WY. There was a $10K prize for best costume, and the winner was a dude dressed in cowboy gear with half a fake sheep strapped to his groin. Hanging from his neck was the sign, “just helping it over the fence, honest.”

Did they do this on Powtoons?

gonna run a train on that motherfucking baseball!

or that stray cat that struts around

I don’t know, he does mention the dispirited folks not even bothering to call. Because the cops don’t even come timely, how can they expect someone to care about rats? Should they complain about gum on the sidewalks too?

guy on youtube with the minks

Did he mention whether or not it was a cabbage lasagne or a regular one?

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Or who was there, what they were wearing, who’s together..that shit.

Yeah, Staples Center is quite safe from any Drogon burning during a playoff game.

So I watched the entire 50 minute game, then I went on a super Calcio binge. The Florence and historical piece of the tourney is quite interesting as is the tie to the harpastum game of of ancient Rome. Admittedly, the first 15 minutes is pretty ridiculous, and I laughed out loud several times. After 15 mins though,…

I really don’t have anything against Drake. I don’t even care that he’s super-fan boy, buy my guess is the Raptors players think he’s a poser tool. I swear, all Giannis has to do is Tweet how the Raptors players can’t stand his ass. It’s probably true, and if it’s not, I don’t give a shit.

why the fuck Staples Center getting burned?

Well this deserves a Deadspin story all in itself.

Love the satisfaction of the quick setting intermittent wipers when there’s a “turbo” mist.

Trump said he’s a total asshole.