“I know this is craziness, I know it is. And then I need you to get him into USC, and then I need you to cure cancer and [make peace] in the Middle East.”

Nothing about the butt-crack?

Never heard of Bojangles. Go Bakers!

did you like type ‘and like?’

He wasn’t really shit talking the Yankees though; that was directed at the local Boston media.

Combined with the 52 yard pass interference, I think the defensive holding calls on 3/5 of failed third down conversions has more impact on offense success than any contact rule.

“He really knows how to call a FOOTBALL game.”

I don’t think it was or is. The shape and character is made by your subconscious. To me it’s George Bush Sr.

I’ve never really been on any hate the color guy bandwagon. I know a ton of people hated the shit out of Phil Simms, a bunch of you think Collinsworth is woody (which means something else in the Boston slum I come from), and now the Schlerth disrespect. I’m making a stand now, though. Fuck Dan Fouts. How the fuck has…

I too heard that Barber comment about horse collaring in the pocket. I shook my head as my son looked at me questioningly. “No, way, it’s a foul; what’s he talking about?” Soooo; it’s real then.

Allez les bleus!

Went to an Angels game once and some Yankees fan had this sign:

So you’re saying there’s a chance...

My family and I were camping about 15 miles from Popham Beach in Maine and wanted to go to the beach. Along with all the beach stuff, we couldn’t get our shit together enough to pack/make a nice beach lunch so I just grabbed the cook stove, a frying pan, some butter and a pack of hot dogs. We hang at the beach until…

I went to college in Southern Cal and lived w/four dudes in three rooms and ALL of us had multiple long boards so closing our bedroom doors was a big deal. A lot of logistical work to get one’s door shut when getting lucky.

I’m honestly trying to get here, but I lose every September.

Gamecast? Fucking Reddit soccer streams, man!

Tom Llama leads off first in a family wiffle ball game, this is after he stretched for 15 minutes first.

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69 Rule! Only to make UNO faster I told the kids if they had either or 6 or a 9 they could play it as long as they hollered, “69 Rule!” every time. They’re in high school now and we played while camping this summer, and it was just like they were 5 and 7. We also added playing a 2 on someone’s Draw Two, again, to…