how many vehicles have not been made more awesome with the addition of a missile launcher? none, that's how many.

If I wasn't drunk right now, I probably would've just vomited in my mouth. Or if I was more drunk...

Dead Reckoning is not amused.

I'm not sure any US bound car can really be on this list when places like Egypt are still making eastern bloc piles.

it's true I had one...it was turrible

wonder if she's ever tried pre-mix

I got a 92 Plymouth Acclaim (which I did not) in part trade for some clean-up work. Officially I paid a dollar but it was worth much, much less then that. I beat that car to death and almost felt bad about it until I remembered how utterly horrible it was.

All of 'em. Every single car ever made that wasn't allowed in. And I'd let people drive them so the majesty/greatness/unbelievable awfulness (BL I'm looking in your direction) can be shared by all.

That rx7 sounds like a g@#%@%@#d chainsaw of sexy death

That van is EPIC!!!

/hilarious

more info? I searched all over for adding bluetooth but came up with bumpkis. I guess I didn't cross-reference the onstar though.

SPLOOSH!

but no bluetooth or aux port. I need my jamz.

couldn't the light just be a shotgun monted to the dash?

"Hey hon, watch this video of some lady in Asia-land crash into a motorcycle shop."

I'll remember to use that next time I cause hundreds of thousands of dollars in damage. "Sorry officer, I panicked."

winner winner, chicken HOLY FLAMES!!!

I'm gooooing to the chapel and I'm gonna ge...AW HELL!!!

now make it into a convertible.