I was informed by my daughter that the brown M&M is a lesbian. I’ve always loved the slutty green M&M and thought it was a nod to the Gen X urban legend that the green ones make you horny. I’m old enough to remember when there were no red ones because the red dye caused cancer - instead we had light brown and dark…

Totally remember the tan. I liked the tan.  It seems more natural.  I remember thinking it was dumb when they added blue.  I had a lot of opinions when I was nine.

They must have heard me comment several times that all the m&ms have a white person stuffed inside based on their limbs. So pastel tights is the solution to that I guess?

I think give the M&Ms personalties at all is creepy. You eat them. Some of the commercials really leaned into that too.

Yeah, it is admittedly understandable why their whole ass isn’t into this place anymore. Still kind of annoying from a reader’s perspective (and like you suggest, the decrease in amount of ass being put into this place seemed to start well before that news), but I do at least get why.

To a degree, I kind of don’t blame them for increasing the half-assing in recent weeks, due to the move by scumgarbage management to force people to either move or get fired, with further news that the people about to agree to moving might be getting let go anyway.

Well for one thing you can barely see the jacket at all on the Lego webpage, but here you go!

I bet Pete’s a breath of fresh (or marijuana filled) air after being married to Kanye.  LOL

If they really want to increase vaccination rates, they should tell men vaccines will preserve or even increase penis size. Vaccination rates among men will skyrocket.

All these antivaxxers out there shrinking their dicks to own the libs.

George: I just got back from the Southern rock festival... where nobody was masked.

I wonder if his extreme “I can sleep around but I will control my separated wife’s life” misogyny is the same as it always was or was made worse by his sudden conversion to Evangelical Christianity.

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It’s specifically credited as ‘based on a new original story by JK Rowling, John Tiffany & Jack Thorne’ on the front cover.

She’s credited as one of three writers.

No, she didn’t. Jack Thorne wrote the Cursed Child. Rowling endorsed it, but she didn’t write the original story.

Um, Rowling wrote The Cursed Child.

Rowling wrote Cursed Child. 

Except it wasn’t. It was Rowling’s story, she just didn’t know how to write it as a play so they got Jack Thorne in to convert it.

I’m honestly willing to give other authors/screenwriters a shot at a Rowling-less “Potter” property.