A lot of you are really into your dogs. Lots of social media posts, lots of conversations at dinners and other functions about your dogs. I see you transporting baggies of dog shit on the subway. Seems like a lot? Some of you even have two dogs. (I’ve heard rumors of four dogs.) Kind of weird, I think.

I wholeheartedly agre . 

if you met my cats, you’d be super into them too.

Good.

Just like when “Linus and Lucy” knocked out “All I Want for Christmas Is You” in the third round bracket of my family’s Christmas music tournament last weekend, this tourney has gone completely off the rails! It’s a farce, I say! A farce!

Anybody want to bet that Logan Paul will one day be a Fox News Blonde (though with a blonde toupee)? Cancel them now and we’ll take care of him in the future!

Seriously??? Celebrity religion cults over man???? Man started them, so by canceling man you are canceling everything else. 

Never thought I’d vote against vapes, but influencers are undeniably worse.

I’m inordinately proud of this:

Y’all just don’t understand. Rich people marriages aren’t like our normie ones; they are businesses and empires that must be maintained and, should an indiscretion occur or scandal befall, be 100% monetized. Ready yourselves for Justin Bieler’s forthcoming magazine spreads and public displays of enduring love & familia…

I don’t fully understand this. Can’t you just not watch them? There are a lot of very popular things that I won’t ever enjoy...so I just don’t spend any time or money on them.

Oh boy, I think we all know in the end, Men will be cancelled. 

Here’s the thing: Not all Kardashians are Kanye, but Kanye is all Kardashian. So, in theory, a vote for one is a vote for both, if you vote carefully...

From the NY Post:

Kardashians vs Kanye West, are you kidding me??? both has to be canceled. 

Actually, I care more about the guy who got his car slammed into. That could be his only way to work, his only way to get groceries, his only way to make doctor’s appointments, etc. Now, he’s looking at potentially being without a car for at least a few days before he is authorized to get a rental, and then after a…

As an old AND a person who has worked with electronics and sensors for 30 years, I would rather DRIVE MY FUCKING CAR and not rely on buggy equipment and software to do it for me

So how’s the dog?

Calls for a throwback:

Mine was “Jim Spanfeller is a Herb.”