Thank you!  Boy Meets World was great, and it was one of those shows that I wanted to see every week. when I was a teenager.

I agree re: Full House and the rest, but I will defend Boy Meets World until my dying day! That was good ABC.

I’m wondering if I’ve been grayed? I’ve been here for years but haven’t come around as much recently because of all the kinja issues.

It took literally months, but I FINALLY found and got a roommate!!! And in less than a week, too. We seem to be on the same page, she’s conscientious, and I really hope it works out. My friends asked if I was excited, but... like, it’s not excitement, but the lack of dread? I was seriously resentful of having to share…

It’s a double rainbow in Panama!

Nope, not if you work in a freezing office, wear drapey/cascading sweaters and have female co-workers who splash so much damn water on the sink counter that methinks they may secretly be river otters with a penchant for office supplies.

My high school yearbooks didn’t have quotes, probably because increasing each senior’s page real estate would have created a yearbook the size of the Yellow Pages. So the closest thing to a quote for me was what I wrote as a PS when I signed my friends’ yearbooks senior year:

Everyone thinks Moisturizer Gloves is the serial killer, but it’s obviously Public Bathroom Straightener. 

She looks like Barbie And The Rockers’ quaalude dealer.

My mom left her Christmas lights up a few years ago because they made her happy. She has no HOA. The city sent her a letter ordering her to take them down or be fined. She tried to fight it but to no avail. My parents moved a couple years ago, and now have an awesome backyard with a covered porch, and you bet your ass…

Lol, imagine the mental conflict.

“Also— I get a kick out of snow-themed decorations in places that don’t get snow.”

Dear god, why?  What a nightmare.  

What if they put up a Baby Jesus in a Manger scene?

Nowadays you don’t have a choice. Municipalities have ordinances that each new subdivision since the early 2000's has a Home Owners Association.

Look, Kelly, I know I said it was too early for you to decorate for Christmas, but I would never take it to HOA levels.

I was on Team HOA here, until I saw the bit about the woman being 8 months pregnant. I can give her a pass for that.

I ate WAY too many Happy Meals yesterday and did pretty good for myself. Got the Hamburger Changeable, Fantasia Mickey, Space Jam Bugs, and the Hamburglar. All I need is that Happy Meal changeable and I’ll have everything I want from this bunch.

I prefer ‘spinster’, myself.