So, kinda like fans of a property have head canon they invent to help them gloss over problems/inaccuracies, Lucas has head canon for his own stories.

The trailer, if anyone is interested.

and you can’t deny he’s a suave bastard outside of the tights.

And what made it such a delight to read was that at no point did Batman ‘66 ever really mock itself.

Someone altered the deal. He should pray they don’t alter it any further

Indeed. He retcons his own history.

If he planned Luke and Leia to be brother and sister (as he’s said) then WTF was with them kissing in IV and V?

He’s also claimed in recent years that instead of episodes 4-6 being Luke’s story, and 1-3 being Anakin’s, that the entire 6 movies were now Anakin’s story. Which (IMO) is kind of a big “fuck you” to episodes 4-6.

Frankly, I’m glad he’s not involved any more. He became far too dependent on flashy computer work to tell…

Not only did it not represent who Batman was now—a layered, gritty character—it was viewed as an embarrassment.

He knows he is full of it. I don’t if you saw the documentary about Gene Roddenberry, I believe it was on the Science Channel, by Gene Roddenberry’s son. In it he interviews Lucas, who is a total a-hole throughout. At the end of the interview Roddenberry’s son asks which ship would win in a fight the Enterprise or the…

If you listen to the commentary on Phantom Menace he makes claims that he dreamed up Naboo and the trade blockade while creating Leia’s character during the original production.

Goes to reason with “Don’t scare your significant other in the shower by pretending to be a masked knife-wielding intruder”.

To be fair, no one likes to be surprised by cucumber-shaped objects behind their rear ends.

I’m glad I wasn’t the only one thinking this. I play with/scare my cat all the time and he’s totally normal. I think people coddle their cats a little too much sometimes. Btw, tried the cucumber thing and my just looked at it and then gave me an insolent stare... like normal.

As someone who absolutely hates cucumbers I have to say the more we learn to fear them, the less chance I’ll find one in my fucking house salad.

Kind of want a baby catsnake now

Pretty sure if you’re keeping them on your counter top you’re good. You’re in the presence of the cuke, your cat isn’t going to be surprised with something placed behind his rear end.

No, because they will then lose their fear of snakes and likely die in the wild thinking “oh, that’s just a salad ingredient” or form unnatural bonds with the snakes and you’ll end up with catsnake babies slithering all over your yard.

This whole DMCA and copyright issue is a giant clusterfuck and there are very few people in this country that could even follow this article, unfortunately. This is important. But it’s a mess.