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Orphan Is the New Black
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You had a lot of porn around your house! One of my classmates had a hoe like that and we used to love going over there. They had Deep Throat on VHS and tons of magazines plus an open liquor cabinet and we could smoke there. I often wonder if the daughter was abused in any way or if the family was just very open and

I remember my first seeing of porn... it was probably Playboy, or Hustler or even Penthouse. My mom hated that my dad left it laying around. (He also liked to watch porn when he got off work at 6am - but that’s a whole other story)

I would like to see him on my sofa in front of the fire as we binge watch all the good tv he missed while in office. The two of us and just one cozy throw blanket...

Ok, for the first one, aan appropriately employed grumpy cat meme would have said “No.”

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I was seriously surprised none of the women in the audience threw their panties on stage.

Good lord this man is handsome. Ps. IDGAF Obama is my favorite Obama.

That’s true and I snarked carelessly and unnecessarily. I just get frustrated that it takes noble action to stop this bullshit. It should be common sense and common policy.

I mean, how do we manage to work at all with all these men in charge?

I do get that. It was unnecessary snark more meant to express that it should never happen and it shouldn’t take reforms. It was careless and I am sorry.

Oh come on! Every once in a while, even a Republican can do right. “While I am speaker” clearly translates to ‘not on my watch’.

He can’t control what the next speaker does; he can fight hard now and implement this plan and the next speaker could say “fuck that guy and women”and get rid of it (kind of like Reagan removing Carter’s Solar Panels).

I mean, what do you expect him to do afterwards? He won’t be a leader anymore

Huh. I didn’t realize that the majority of male legislators had to put up with sexual harassment, gender discrimination and other bullshit.

LOL then what exactly do you think he meant?

No, that’s what he was saying.

Well, I hope you never experience a male colleague asking you to get on your knees and suck his dick.

Nooooooope. Maybe they speak to each other in that incredibly unprofessional way, but as tax payers who pay their salaries, we should have a problem with that if it’s the case.

I respectfully but forcefully disagree with all of this.

...on national television, on the yoogest show of the decade. But y’know, his lack of political correctness is charming and refreshing, haven’t you heard?

“Claire, did you bring your kneepads?”