Look, I love Oakland, but gentrification is coming there too, whether we like it or not.

That looks like they’re gonna trash the place and disturb the neighbours. And of course: weed and sex, because a party cannot be a party without those, sure. Unless you’re not insecure.

So, let me understand this. Those guys broke the park rules by COOKING OUT IN AN AREA WHERE IT’S NOT ALLOWED TO COOK OUT. But, because they happened to be black, it must be racist oppression. If they were white, no big fuss would have happened. What if, I mean, what if we didn’t give a fuck on wether they’re black,…

No, it’s not. They broke the park rules. And we praise them for that?

And the food at both places is solid

Iron Pigs have the best stadium mascots in baseball for a nerd family like mine, hands down.

Love having the phantoms and pigs in the valley.

Well, I wouldn’t go THAT far.

Fellow LV resident. The team has been great to watch. Almost gives me hope for the future of the Flyers...

Lehigh Valley resident here, cool to see this team playing so well, and the best part is postseason tickets are mad cheap!

That’ll teach that buck-toothed asshole not to predict an early Spring again.

It is funny-adjacent, though.

if there’s a shamrock shake involved i’ll co-sign

4.) For hazing to be banned in all high schools across the nation.

And OMG, less than 1% of any population is getting shot by cops per year. Get a grip already.

Yeah, and what benefits are those? I’m still waiting for mine.

Your ghetto has internet service?

Everything is JUST FINE over here. Just fine.

I’ve got it totally under control.

Except yesterday I noticed that my daily driver, the Wagoneer, mysteriously developed a misfire. But again, it’s FINE!

No, but your mom’s house does. “Self high-five”

In all seriousness I like some of what the root puts out. However, recently it’s seems to be very anti-white cries for attention. White people aren’t right either, but less blame and more working on a solution is needed.

Like this: https://www.theroot.com/not-all-white-pe…

This article is reporter porn, the ultimate fantasy of any journalist stuck working at a dying shitty media company. Does kicking your bosses in the balls this hard feel as good as I imagined it would? I mean, aside from everything else about your work situation going to shit, obvs.