That’ll teach that buck-toothed asshole not to predict an early Spring again.

It is funny-adjacent, though.

if there’s a shamrock shake involved i’ll co-sign

4.) For hazing to be banned in all high schools across the nation.

And OMG, less than 1% of any population is getting shot by cops per year. Get a grip already.

Yeah, and what benefits are those? I’m still waiting for mine.

Your ghetto has internet service?

Everything is JUST FINE over here. Just fine.

I’ve got it totally under control.

Except yesterday I noticed that my daily driver, the Wagoneer, mysteriously developed a misfire. But again, it’s FINE!

No, but your mom’s house does. “Self high-five”

In all seriousness I like some of what the root puts out. However, recently it’s seems to be very anti-white cries for attention. White people aren’t right either, but less blame and more working on a solution is needed.

Like this: https://www.theroot.com/not-all-white-pe…

Haha nice!

nah they will just continue to crosspost the whiney drivel to the other sites

This article is reporter porn, the ultimate fantasy of any journalist stuck working at a dying shitty media company. Does kicking your bosses in the balls this hard feel as good as I imagined it would? I mean, aside from everything else about your work situation going to shit, obvs.

Need to cut costs, time to kill The Root. That should save some wasted money.

No big shocker on so many levels....
1) That Black students think the program is all about them...
2) That Black students think others in attendance shouldn’t mind sitting another few hours because they want to “celebrate”. The program itself serves as the celebration morons.
3) The race card comes out before their cap…

If that jumping and flailing is indicative of the behaviors they were involved in I don’t blame the University for rushing them through. At one of my friend’s graduations an overly exuberant fellow acting not unlike that fell off the stage and narrowly avoided paralyzing himself, getting off instead with two fractured…

Seems like a pretty reasonable response when you go to pick up your ONE YEAR OLD son from daycare and find him looking like Emmett Till.

I thinks angry vegans are angry because they are hungry.

OMG’osh, this is incredibly exciting!

I don’t have one here... but I do in the warehouse.

(One of the best scenes)