It's not that I bear them any ill will, but secretly funding something like, say, a secret poor kid Zoetrope studio in the middle of nowhere…or five.

That just sounds…awful.

Gimme your hands.

Well shit.

Very well put! I mean, I do like the outre, weird, etc., but this thing (I guess) did its job TOO WELL, for lack of a better term. Unlike some dumb movie, or shitty effort at psychology, I can't forget how I felt nearly raped by this thing. I have told people with weaker constitutions not to see it, and I kinda wish I…

FUUUUCK this movie. The original was realistic, sure, but the shittiest part of reality. Just abuse and torture with (again) a weak 'philosophy' behind it to try and justify it. Sort of like listening to a Republican senator talk about rape. It's not a horror movie. It's just…awful sadism masquerading as masturbatory…

Much worse - Olive Garden!

No love for BCII? "I AM that Wildman!" From the Royal Academy for the Dramatic Arts - Jimmy Clem! And while it may be just too grim for MST3K, I think a Charles Pierce retrospective including 'The Town that Dreaded Sundown' would be…noble, somehow?

My mom has had the Hallmark channel on since November 1st. 12 hours a day, and deaf-grandma loud. Helping them transition into their new house and I am paying for it. Fuck Christmas.

Well shit. This just hit me, and for half a second I went back in time. Rolling Rock buckets were 5 bux, and charritos were half that at a local place that had music every night - sometimes great, sometimes just get up on stage. I was happier then, and my dumb ass didn't know it. I'm ok, but it's hard to see some…

Throw in the Straight to Hell set (built small for Charles Bronson!) and you've got a deal!

Meh. I played the Claremont. All others can hang.

So now we need a drunk Irish priest, a gutsy young girl who has lost family to the strain, and how about a Samwise self-sacrifice for others in the third act? Argh, and please don't tell me they'll bring back in Wig's whole family thing…

Maybe around 1993 in a movie with a Thrill-Kill-Kult B-side on the soundtrack…

The whole Wig v Samwise bit was just terrible writing…and let's be honest, if there were tick-vamps all over the place…I mean, of course someone could say "nope, not into it", but that's not a SHOW…and if the pilot (er, the planes pilot) lost his dong (as per the shows already confused mythology), wouldn't it be back…

Yeah, that was pretty…meek.

Torgo the White is the single best character in the episode featuring Torgo the White…

Joy Division? Sorry, AV Club, swing and a miss. It's "Charlotte Sometimes" by the Cure.

No Bad Moon Rising? Shame.