Depends on where he parks. Pedestrian deaths are through the roof.

So you know that running gag in movies and film about kids spanking it to the underwear section in their mom’s Sears catalog? I didn’t quite get what these films were alluding to, so I tried fucking a rolled up, glossy department store catalog when I was like 11.

ed. I’d just like to add that I tried this a few times…

All fun and games until somebody pulls a bikini string and is charged with sexual assault.

Younger me: Would be nice to hit them white girls up. But risks of wrongful imprisonment is too great.

Not really: Justice Officer, in Brazil (I believe there’s not a proper equivalent in the American Legal system. Think about an officer, a governamental employee, who doesn’t do patrols or investigations, just execute specific Court orders from one or more judges in their jurisdictions: process serving, summonings,…

“Trump has never been known to use drugs or even drink,” Johnston recalled earlier this year.

Fair enough! Not a troll, then. I nonetheless find it mildly amusing, which I suspect was the intention.

the combination of your picture, your screen name

Nope. Not yet. The worst so far has been pulling on the dog’s hair, climbing on the couch, and turning the dvd player on and off.