After you said you’d happily spread a debilitating condition to the entire world because it fits with your belief.

You are literally a bioterrorist. I am, in fact, reporting you to the authorities. I bet you’d taint food supplies with e.coli if you could, too? Can’t risk you working food industry. :-P

WHERE THE HELL DO YOU LIVE!??!!?? Doctors are supposed to know local disease vectors, particularly family practitioners and emergency room MDs. And they go to continuing education conferences for just this type of shit. 

You should report your doctor. He sucks and has horrible bedside manner. 

Considering that you’re basically one or two steps from “let’s have another holocaust to save the earth!”... I’d opt for public hanging. 

I would have no issue with that scenario if they informed me and gave me a discount or extra slice. Food waste is food waste and expecting employees to eat pizza every night is a bit much.

The alleged conspiracy though, ew. Though not likely.

I got triggered reading this because i thought it was a guy “being alpha”.

Fiancé: Groom to be.

Diminishing returns does not mean what you think it means, apparently. 

I’d love the second one, if only because that’d be one huge cookie with a ton of icing!

I’m actually considering this as a career move.

Good for mom, AND the wife!

Bingo.

Because he didn’t choose them. Patrons did. 

He didn’t. A patron chose them. 

Physics laughs at your assumption that something frozen won’t immediately start melting once there is no longer something colder around it. 

No, not millenials, self absorbed twats that figure that because they dress and act like geeks, they must be smart.

Taking an oxy every day and having a baggie of coke at home is a long long way from the utterly devastating and debilitating disease of addiction. :-P

Just like ASD, it’s a continuum, not discreet categories.

Coconut delights. Cause they still taste awesome.

Thank god for equivalents, cause I don’t socialize, no avenues to get them! 

It’s always seemed fitting they’re called POS machines. :-P

Because investors.

What company do you work for? I’m a left leaning ex sociologist/criminologist entering into the accounting and auditing field, thinking of consulting with an eye towards creating what I view as fair compensation by emphasizing the increased productivity accompanying a boost in morale. Your company seems like it’d make…