allendebreath
Allende'sLastBreath
allendebreath

As a sociologist, I must wholeheartedly agree.

Basically EVERYTHING we do is ultimately motivated by the urge to procreate.

Fuck. I just realized for the first time something probably happened to her and that’s why she was doing that? I still saw her in the chat, I presume doing the same to other stupid kids. (It was the Nickelodeon chat rooms, btw)

Back in the early days of the internet, when people still sometimes used call-in BBS and acoustically coupled modems, I remember I had online “girlfriends” that were, thinking back now, surely adult men. But I was lucky in that at one point one “girl” contacted me and supposedly was in my class. She wanted to date.

This raises the question: would it be a noble act for a woman to go to his place of residence in lingerie and tempt him?

Totally hypothetical, no one get any ideas.

Thank you for making me laugh after making me cry. I am convinced my mom’s pill dropping is responsible for my cat’s death, and I’ve already found the dog chewing on ibuprofens. I’m deathly afraid he’ll find one of the statins or diabetes drugs and die. :-(

Isn’t that what the nuts say happened to JFK?

Is wishing for an act of god a violation of the laws against threatening the CiC?

Exactly.

I know the sentiment but find it such a drag that serving the public isn’t enough.

Wait, what?

Well, would you rather he just park and let you out? That’s the safest bet.

Dude, that’s exactly what I say every night, but wholly different circumstances.

“And that’s when it clicked.”

That you majorly fucked up by having kids? Yeah, that happens.

That is the landing runway, you dolt.

As oppsed to an entire corporation lying and cheating?

I think you meant “trawling”, not trolling. Different things.

If you gave a 90 dollar hoodie to Elliot he’d autoreplace your name with “evil corp drone”.

Your writing and chosen adjectives makes me think you’d be such a SWELL and sympathetic friend...


How are they so fucking clean?!