Thank you for making me laugh after making me cry. I am convinced my mom’s pill dropping is responsible for my cat’s death, and I’ve already found the dog chewing on ibuprofens. I’m deathly afraid he’ll find one of the statins or diabetes drugs and die. :-(
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Isn’t that what the nuts say happened to JFK?
Is wishing for an act of god a violation of the laws against threatening the CiC?
Exactly.
I know the sentiment but find it such a drag that serving the public isn’t enough.
Wait, what?
Well, would you rather he just park and let you out? That’s the safest bet.
Dude, that’s exactly what I say every night, but wholly different circumstances.
“And that’s when it clicked.”
That you majorly fucked up by having kids? Yeah, that happens.
That is the landing runway, you dolt.
As oppsed to an entire corporation lying and cheating?
I think you meant “trawling”, not trolling. Different things.
If you gave a 90 dollar hoodie to Elliot he’d autoreplace your name with “evil corp drone”.
Your writing and chosen adjectives makes me think you’d be such a SWELL and sympathetic friend...
How are they so fucking clean?!
To all the ladies, I felt bad as I posted that, but the same applies to a guy that’d let a random girl blow him for a sandwich.
Exactly, she’s not YOURS, she’s the community’s.
How are they so clean and prim when they are so wasted??!??!!?!?
I’m guessing the number 451 is not familiar?
I’m guessing the number 451 is not familiar?