Ah, yes, we couldn’t have a thread on punishment and tangentially race without the squid.

Do most discriminated minorities even have the time and resources to go to Parks?

Basically, the way I’ve experienced it is an observe, report, reprimand system that relies heavily on the fact that MOST users love and appreciate their parks.

So in essence they are still being pretentious? If you truly didn’t care, you would truly not care, and just leave as is.

Has anyone explored the possibility that this was some form of perversion? Perhaps he got off on third person mutilation, power, or whatever. It seems to me he is trying hard to control his own demons.

Count yourself lucky.

Have you NEVER had your kid run off unexpectedly and cause havoc in the fraction of a second he/she is out of reach?

I don’t even have my own kid and have had that happen! (And this kid had a fucking LEASH on him. Still managed to wreak havoc. And no, I did not leash him, his dad did and told me to watch him while he…

That is one of the most striking sentences I’ve read in a long while.

I know! That’s exactly what I thought.

You have no idea how funny this sounds to someone that know puertorrican slang.

Or a LOT more.

The protein makes it nutritious, the agony makes it delicious!

Nah, I was more irked that the dude didn’t see that his illustration answered his own question. :-p

In other news, Food and Wine is changing its name to Food, Wine and Herb.

Was this supposed to be a REAL help vid?

Actually, I make natural fruit juices and, should I ever decide to sell them, I’d pectinase the shit out of them. People think clear shit is cleaner and better, specially if it also makes it shinier. Sure, it’ll actually be deviating from the most basic, natural-state product, and takes away nutrition, but people like…

That’s actually exactly what the illustration shows, how to remove the strip you speak of. Some people are just quick to critique. :-p

Mine currently says Pure edition, model ATO200006....

Mine currently says Pure edition, model ATO200006....

That last sentence seems so dystopian or some shit.

It is not a fancy name though, it’s a technical term with a very particular meaning in the general consensus.