Shit. How tastefully done! This kid has some sweet phrasing, too. How stupidly ironic that at least two of these douchebags were also Latinos. WTF.

Gah. Cant play any of it until I get an external controller. The thumbs on the screen is against every fiber of my being.

I was on my cousin's sunfish and we flipped the damn thing. I was stuck under the boat with my life jacket on, getting pressed up against the deck. I just popped off my life jacket and swam around. We flipped the boat back over and sailed on. My folks had me in the water as a baby. I am grateful for that and I feel…

That "pleasures beyond my wildest whatever" line turned my stomach. I knew we were in trouble after that.

That hair. For a minute there, I took him for a two bit sleaze bag, but that hair catches my eye and is so counterintuitive in its coiffery, I now believe him to be so original and brilliant that I must hire him or put him in his own reality show. Quick. His number!

I'm pretty sure I saw Mendes say he wasn't going to do the next one. I'd be thrilled if he changed his mind or it was a hallucination, though. Skyfall wasn't perfect, but it crackled in a way Bond hasn't...well, ever in my opinion.

My God that looks so fun! Windows only..... : (

Am I the only person concerned that adults do this?

If by "help" he means putting the kid in way over his head and exposing him to undue criticism, then yeah, he's doing a great job. There are many reasons people turn into stars and Jaden's is as good as any, but, even people like Gryneth Paltrow and Emilio Estevez weren't so visibly placed into the spotlight at such…

You're not alone. I made Trek references all the time during my last round of therapy.

I think your instincts about insensitivity are spot on. You probably should have stuck with them.

Come on, man. I'm old, I'm not stupid. You know full well that parents buy these games for young kids all day long. Every young kid I know with a console gets whatever he wants. The business realizes that.

When you get someone who feels the need to actually write "Ummm...." you know what you're dealing with. Regardless of what's in the comics, cracked out consumer man child, it's violent and it's wrong.

Thank you for being the only game writer that hasn't bowed down to that bullshit plot.It's hideous and it's wrong. Jesus, this is a game for kids and the plot has Supes killing his wife and child. Save that over the top crap for one of Frank Miller's supposed masterpieces.

Not into the armored( and for the women, always sluttier), supposedly more "realistic" look. I'm one of the lucky old people who grew up realizing this stuff can't be real. I do dig the nose piercing on WW, though.

Owen, I applaud this inquiry. I'm a theology major and I my emphasis is moral theology. What we buy makes a difference. What we do, even for entertainment, makes a difference! Just to ask the question is important because consumerism, sorry to say, which is encouraged in most Kotaku articles, just clouds people from…

I always loved that he gave Star Trek 2 a thumbs up because he respected and valued Spock sacriricing his life for his friends, back in a day when most people sneered at genre films as childish crap. We'll see you at the movies, Roger.

I know Gawker has a line on that "knee jerk liberal outrage" that sells, but really...your level of ignorance of our faith is appalling.

If you're serious about this, could you message me? My small two room cottage has a very high ceiling, but it is small so I'd love to be able to hide the thing when guests come over.

So, let me get this straight: A comedienne of marginal talent whose act consists of mocking her culture and exploiting her own unhappiness, including her body issues, tattoos herself silly and then expects to grab a little piece of the "free floating liberal outrage" when the simpletons in the local spa aren't OK with…