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+1 cabinet post. seriously, how is Tebow not Trump”s Sectry of something?

Ewwwww

Nothing says “Family values” like a second generation philanderer and his silicone pumped side piece.

Are we just going to let the #DangeRuss hash tag sit there? That is the most 

Grammar number two, Soros number one hundred Ptui ptui! The Trump number one!” He’s got the same syntax as the Iron Sheikh, wake up sheeple.

Spicy mustard, not plain american yellow 

The Outer Banks are nice

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Every time a woman wears heels I’m afraid she’s going to hurt her ankle.

You can fit a baby’s head though there, so yeah.


And sometimes she gets on a stepladder.

5'10 guy here.

So just asking: if you won in a high tax state, would you be able to move to the Virgin Islands, then cash in the check, and avoid taxes?

Also, as a DC region resident, holy crap does he seem like he’’s bought in.

One person in red surrounded by all the yellow jerseys: Nice picture, good selection.

in your pants

Take all the stupid minor league teams running around now and make them academe teams, owned by MLS teams or at least affiliated with them.

Racism and soccer go together like peas and carrots, or like cigarettes and lung cancer”

“MLS doesn’t have enough money to offer the equivalent of a full-ride scholarship to even half of those currently playing college soccer