It was then the players learned Butler had dyslexia.

I don’t even know who this guy is, but damn.

I tried to read this to my wife. Couldn’t finish, crying and laughing too hard.

What a kerfuffle! Christopher Reeve probably has someone helping him turn over in his grave...

I wondered why it suddenly got so sunny, but now I see where all of the shade went.

America to Philly: Stop turning dumpsters into cities.

Usually the boos is only a problem at her family parties.

I hope his labor goes well.

MAY THIS NEVER, EVER DIE.

So much for that talk about Zenon being inert.

And here I thought I’d have to wait until the game to see a statue repeatedly knocked over.

I can’t wait until the Washington Mystics hire Mo Cheeks as their next head coach.

God, just imagine how low the cognitive baseline must be for Ben Roethlisberger. I imagine the test involves one of these:

“In Russia, ball come to you”

This is incredibly underrated.

“Oh snap”

Chalmers: Hi yes, operator, this is Mario Chalmers and I have an issue here in the 305.