speculating here obviously, but probably because good ol Eldrick is, among other things, a notorious obnoxious cheapskate.

HEY now this isn't fair! She should've given equal time to the other team by also holding up a big fat douche bag.

oh...oh jesus. Sweet bloody jesus.

LOLOL y'all are cold blooded.

how do i give whomever ^ that brilliant fucker is deadspin gold

sounds like my kinda party.

lolol oh sneijderman don't ever stop bein' you.

Nah that man has no give-up in him. They probably just don't fit anymore since he's so thin.

Kudos to Rose for winning the Bulls Halloween Costume Contest for a third consecutive time after yet again going as Penny Hardaway.

It's true. It's all true.

Hahaaaa that is great.

ha! +1

HUNTER PENCE HAS A FILTH-FLARN-FILTH NAUGHTY NO NO POTTY MOUTH

LOL you're right, that is great.

Okay that is funny shit. +1

Hunter Pence's Mom Does Not Choose JIF

LOL Hunter Pence's Mother Smells of Elderberries

The cringe-cough-laugh is my favorite kind of laugh.

you had me at Yu Gi-Oh pkellen. You had me at Yu Gi-Oh.

You go to hell for puttin' Kentucky Bourbon Barrel Ale on this list! You go to hell and you die!