Rumors out of Burbank that Jay "Big Jaw" Leno is jockeying for Letterman's job were unconfirmed at press time.

Wait'll he hears what happened to Bambi and Old Yeller.

STRONG TAEK

Oh sweet baby jeezus. +1

Stay cl—-OH HO HO I see what you did there

"...Looked damn good though"
Aaron Rodgers DOESN'T agree and SO TOTALLY WOULD NOT like to subscribe to his newsletter.

YEEE—-never mind, fuck it, I just cannot even be bothered, man.

God damned brilliant. +1

Slightly higher than "turkey ham", I assume.

+1. God damn brilliant.

There's a "flamer" joke there somewhere that I am just too fucking depressed and sad to make.

Well, wipe my head with a kleenex(TM)...because my mind just got blown.

Well, wipe my head with a kleenex(TM)...because my mind just got blown.

You win one innernet point. Nice job.

Or the DC Brown Guy AMIRITE

Best cringe-LOL ever.

Ohh that made me wince a little. Bloody brilliant.

+1 Consider your newsletter fucking SUBSCRIBED.

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I can't talk shit - my jumper looks like Shawn Marion's only somehow even uglier. My friends even got a personalized number 0 Mavs jersey as a gag gift. Thanks guys.