There is actually great variety in sperm morphology. Some are fat round blobs (we call those giant pandas). Some are conical. Some look like Mike & Ike’s. Basically they’re like dicks.

People get weird when money is involved.

And that’s where I went “well sure, that makes sense.” If it were any other artist, I’d have shrugged off her claims, but this is freakin’ DALI.

I think she means she only votes when her dad runs for president?

The Persistence of DNA was one of my all-time fave Dali paintings.

I hope by the end of today the internet will be flooded with pics of Ivanka sitting with Angela Merkel, standing with Xi Jinping, drooling over Justin Trudeau, etc with her quote “I try to stay out of politics” emblazoned upon the graphic.

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This bitch has an office in the White House and attends meetings with heads of state and she is claiming she TRIES TO STAY OUT OF POLITICS??? Wtf. The gall.

“I try to stay out of politics.

You should try to beat them. It’s much easier now. I beat four today.

100 was the daily limit before but it was hard to achieve.

Presidents are technically allowed to strangle toddlers. It’s just been a long-held “norm” for presidents to abstain from such strangling.

I’m waiting for him to strangle a toddler on live television, only to be told by Fox News and congressional republicans that it was no big deal and demands for an explanation as to why are democrats trying to politicize toddler strangling, and because he’s the president than he gets to strangle any toddler he chooses.

I thought, according to him, Comey was lying in his testimony? Now Trump lied about tapes in order to force Comey to tell the truth, leading one to believe that what Comey said was 100% accurate?

Wait, is he literally boasting about obstruction/witness tampering/testimony influencing?

She certainly interacts with people of color more than most white women of her age and class.

Donald, you are a such a fucking drama queen.

I think the most hilarious thing about the “tapes/no tapes” thing is that 45 (inadvertently, obviously) pretty much made sure that no one questioned Comey’s testimony. Because Comey (and the general public) were under the impression that there were tapes of their conversation, Comey now had incentive not to lie about…