They spent 8 years stomping their feet, obstructing everything, calling Obama “nobama” or worse and yet now they want everyone to suck it up? Shut up with that shit.

As I said to my father-in-law during a quiet moment, it’s not like the previous group supporting the ‘party not in the White House’ left a particularly sparkling example of how to ‘suck it up’....

Sooo... He’s basically not accomplished anything that takes more than using his infant sized hand to scribble his signature on a piece of paper. Given the job of the president, I have three kids under the age of 11 who could have done what he has done.

Weren’t most of his plans “secret”? (i.e. he didn’t actually have a plan).

It’s so secret that no one, not even the military knows about it. Why would he telegraph his moves to everyone else? Obviously he has a plan. It’s just too much of a secret. Anyw—OH MY GOD, WHAT’S THAT OVER THERE????!!!! LOOK OUT!!!!!

Am I wrong, I seem to remember a lot of “On Day One” promises on the campaign trail. I also still want to hear how that “secret plan to defeat ISIS” is working out.

How many times did he use the phrase “On my first day in office” to describe how quickly he was going to get a variety of things done?

Just what DID Trump promise to accomplish in his first 100 days? From his “100-day action plan to Make America Great Again”:
- label China a currency manipulator - NOPE
- suspend immigration for “terror-prone regions”- NOPE
- get his Supreme Court pick confirmed
- roll back regulations
- push “clean coal”
- repeal and…

Maybe she got stuck in her coffin and is unable to get out. I mean, I’m not complaining...

And didn’t he only win the electoral college by, like, 70k votes? THAT IS NOT A SOLID WIN OMG!!!

Wait, where’d she disappear to? Now that you mention Conway it’s like she vanished a month ago. Did she finally get a one-way to the gulag?

You have a list of things. I don’t have to read it.

Thank you for posting those pictures and providing an explanation.

I was truly imagining a horse and a camel on the Titanic, and the thought didn’t make me bat an eye. I just expected such opulence from the wealthy.

My letters are going to survive nuclear winter?

Those were gym equipment similar to this.

My ‘girlfriend’ in 5th grade wrote me a breakup letter wishing I was on the Titanic.

Sometimes internet commenters try too hard. This would be one of those times.

I just feel sad hearing this.

took me an embarrassingly long time