Readers please go to Hillary Clinton’s campaign website and read the environmental plans she had. They would have been the most comprehensive, effective ideas both for the planet and on a social level. She includes plans for more humane treatment of animals and to protect endangered species. We need a candidate who…

This shit is so infuriating. The administration also wants to open up much of the gulf and even Atlantic to oil drilling. These stupid fuckers in gulf states that voted in Trump are voting completely against their own interests. If you have polluted beaches and oil spills, it will overwhelmingly hurt small tourism…

LISTEN TO SCIENTISTS!

“Don’t know” was basically Trump’s whole campaign and yet Americans proceeded with abandon. Ugh.

The worst part is that they believe “we don’t know enough” has as much value as a scientist stating a fact they don’t like.

or

Am I foolish to think that, I dunno, a scientist should maybe be in charge of the EPA?

That sound you hear? It’s the collective exploding heads of every rank-and-file EPA employee.

Robert De Niro has to hear “you looking at me?” for the rest of his life. You have to listen to “I heart T.S.” for the rest of yours.

Kim Kardashian’s dress... wtf. The leotard has a seam right down the crotch that draws your eye to her hoohah in every photo. Loooooove Kendall’s dress, though.

I don’t actually think he pretends to be deep or woke—he’s always been an idiot, but his looks, accent, and talent have acted as a smokescreen. It was certainly enough to fool Taylor Swift, who is equally thirst but also meticulous about her image.

Kim K. looks like a fool. Someone should tell her that “her clothes wearing her” isn’t a good thing.

I saw a movie called “Crimson Peak” with TH, and he made little to no impression on me. He’s one of half dozen skinny Brits, all interchangeable and highly forgettable.

Seriously. If you wanted your private life to be private, you go the Benedict Cumberbatch route and quietly commit to an interesting, driven person who does their own work well and isn’t a total thirst bot. You dated Taylor Swift. In the words of noted Palestinian-American philosopher Khaled Muhammed Khaled,…

Give up, Tom. People will be asking about this foolishness for years, until you do some new foolish thing.

Yeah, you can’t just call the paparazzi to come and shoot you loving up America’s Sweetheart on some New England rocks, wear this wife-beater in full view of humans*, go on a worldwide tour of public PDA and then say “Oh wait no. My private life is private.” It isn’t anymore, bub.

Oh, stop, Tom. What did you expect when you were photographed acting a fool in public with Taylor Swift? Come on. If you don’t want people to ask/talk about it, start acting your age and politely redirect the discussion when/if it’s brought up. Don’t get testy about it.

Here are some photos of Kim Kardashian on the set of Ocean’s 8.

Tom Hiddleston has always been THIRSTY AS FUCK while pretending thirst is something totally beneath him because he’s so deep and woke. He’s neither deep nor woke. He’s an annoying, thirsty little twat. Happy to see other people finally coming around to this realization.

Guys, Tom Hiddleston values his privacy. He’s chosen to keep his relationships quiet and we should follow his lead. Respectful, private, classy.