Donald never laughs and Melania rarely smiles. That said, the one thing she could really do as First Lady, which would be within her life experience as a model, would be to wear and promote as many American designers as possible. And that doesn’t include Ivanka’s clothing, which is made offshore.

My favorite part of that is the part where she’s not actually moving there.

Yeah, last week I learned there are people who don’t consider Slavs “white”.

But remember y’all, Melania will finally bring class and style white skin* back into the white house.

Dear Melania,

But remember y’all, Melania will finally bring class and style back into the white house.

Until a few weeks ago, he thought this was going to be a PR job where he got to shepherd his oil company buddies into some sweet government contracts or expedited approvals.

He may be saying some of the right things, but Perry has always been decent at prepping, and when he gets enough sleep and isn’t on anything…

I believe it was Trump’s many mouthpieces who claimed that he was talking about upgrades. To my knowledge, Trump himself has repeatedly insisted that we need many more nukes. The idea that he was talking about modernizing the existing stockpile was just a cover story by his sycophants who realized that NO RATIONAL…

Has anyone tried to pin him down on Trump’s plans for the nuclear arsenal yet? I want someone to explain what exactly they hope to upgrade and increase and why, when the actual people in the department all say that’s what we’ve been working on for years (the upgrades not the increases).

I can’t believe I’m saying this, and fuck Rick Perry still, but it seems like this hearing is going about as well as any of the hearings so far, inasmuch as me not thinking our country is totally fucked:

Sames. Although having worked in the nonprofit sector for the last 15 years, I can say with confidence that having to rely on donors (private individuals, foundations, and/or corporate) for 100% of your revenue is a shit show.

The Corporation for Public Broadcasting would be privatized, while the National Endowment for the Arts and National Endowment for the Humanities would be eliminated entirely

I hate them for filling my heart with so much hate.

And these are the people who claim to be Christians.

Or they are doing their jobs speaking for their constituents? 

Well, he’s not going to do staged events that help or reassure people, is he? Fuck that noise.

Combine the smell of a hairstylists office and a hospital, and that’s what I assume it smells like. Just hairspray and disinfectant.

Donald Trump managed to parlay an existing family fortune and his father’s network of connections into a successful real estate empire and a larger family fortune, which he nearly lost due to his own mismanagement. He undoubtedly has some business talent which he displayed in the 70's and 80's. But he also…

Fuck Donald Trump a million and half times. I hope pretending to be president ruins his life.