You need a lot of confidence in your butt wiping game for this garment. Perhaps don’t get a White Castle crave pack on the way to the party

Someone gave me one of these as a gag gift. I gave her a wind up fish dildo that swims towards your vag in the bath.

How long do you think these things stay on, anyway?

Annual conversation in our house:

And you better bring your waxing A game or it will look like the “gift” is a nest of spiders

Oh, good, labial split pussy bows are back in fashion!

I’ll put my money on: they’re looking to consolidate these programs into something of a “office of faith based initiatives” but for women’s issues—to be run by Ivanka.

I don’t think I’m going to see equal pay in my lifetime and I’m really young to be this pessimistic.

Donald Trump was routinely humiliated by women during the election cycle, and while he got the last laugh, he wants to make sure women are given as little chance to challenge his penis given rights in the future.

This disturbs me greatly. I’m hoping it’s not for bad reasons but I’m worried. Trump and his team has done nothing to decrease my fears and concerns. In fact, they’ve done the opposite.

Property is genderless.

I find it interesting that not even the country music acts are signing up for this mishegoss.

We all know where this will end...

He’s not wrong. The people who are willing to look past Trump bragging about committing sexual assault because he promised them that The Steel Mill Will Reopen! weren’t going to be dissuaded by him saying “n****r”—in part because so many of them use the word themselves.

“I don’t think so…I think they would have liked him more, the people. For being politically incorrect.”

Just like Walgreens: “Oh we could donate a few million to charities but don’t you feel good that we gave you this opportunity of adding a dollar to your purchase?”

I guess the Trumps just giving that money to St. Jude’s is out of the question.

What’s the point of even having electors if they can’t do the thing that their role was designed to do? Their purpose is to act as a check on the people.

You know how to party!