It's Texas. Let's focus on the positives here.

Not to make light of what you said because it's sad please tell me you played a blues scale after you typed that.

You act like I work someplace where I can't say whatever I want about anything at any time.

A few thoughts:

The fact that the dumb white guy's last name was "Ferguson" pretty much proves that the universe has an inherent drive towards irony.

Ah. I see you never finished growing up then. No wonder this is such a difficult question for you.

I have felt the same way about somebody before. And I'm still not over what she done.

My dad left when I was 7.

Under what circumstances can you ever really trust another person...

Dear potential mate,

Ask why past relationships ended. If they're still bitter or angry or have loads of bad things to say about their ex/s dig further. I say this because I have never had any reason to badmouth any ex, even when the breakup hurt. I knew they were generally good guys. When I divorced my husband it was due to discovering…

Ask her if she loves you. If she says yes, ask her again. If she says yes again, leave. She doesn't love you and will break your heart.

"Guy with a father figure goes ten rows deep to make that play." — Cowherd

On the bright side, playing just a year with the Niners means he hasn't lost much college eligibility!

Sacrificing money for his long term health.

He was right under Admiral Hateblacks.

High hopes after it started with "Thanks for joining us, Imperial Kludd." "Thanks for having me." Then it kind of tailed off from there.

>> you — you know, there are ways not to perform oral sex if you didn't want to do it.

If rape is about ANYTHING, it's about the male fear of having one's penis ripped off.