On the contrary, life’s too short to be satisfied with mass produced frozen meatballs.

The big takeaway here is that Trump’s phony emergency declaration has forced us into a position where future emergency declarations must pass legislation, causing a delay in urgently needed disaster relief funds and subsequently the deaths of many Americans. Just look at how great again we’re getting made!

What’s especially depressing is that this in an innovation - the side door. This (1) isn’t even a fraction of the total number using the side door across the country and (2) most of these shitholes use the “backdoor,” giving shit tons of money to the University’s foundation or something similar.

One thing I’m really interested in (assuming we all last that long) is what do these “influencers” look like in 5 or 10 years? I already can’t believe that people give a shit what type of makeup Aunt Becky’s teenage daughter wears, but one she ages out of the slightly older sister demo, who is going to listen to her?…

It’s really not funny. I’m thinking of all of the really hard working students, students who put in the time, got great grades, and whose parents don’t have hundreds of thousands to bribe their way in.

Naomi did jail time for her bad behavior. She’s also been to rehab. She’s much different person than she was when she was a “fucking terror,” i.e., actively abusing alcohol and cocaine. It’s been decades since she threw a phone at an assistant. If she doesn’t feel a need to continually coddle a passive aggressive…

This is fascinating and I love love love Naomi Campbell. That is all!

Naomi Campbell dated Joe Pesci and nothing makes sense.

Is it wrong to want to see this story acted out as a drag musical?

The irony that it was this “pro-Trump” monster cop arresting Stormy Daniels that led to his reign of terror coming to an end has not been lost on me.

He did something even worse. He’s got us on the brink of war with ourselves.

This is what happens when teammates get sick of dealing with each other’s shit.

It really is very good; and Lyonne is a national treasure.

Everyone should watch Russian Doll.

A local restaurant owner was on the radio last month. She mentioned during her interview that her business had 22K “likes” on Facebook. In the past, if she posted something, then a few thousand of her followers would be able to see it.

Every now and then there is a great culling. The Renaissance happened because a huge portion of Europe’s population was killed by the plague.

Dumpster fires are actually very consistent and accurate in what they do.

Anyone who considers Yelp to be a reliable source for where they should or shouldn’t eat/drink is a fucking moron. Full stop. To call it a dumpster fire is offensive to dumpster fires.

a German-born Valencian named Bernd H. Knöller, “conjures up innovative cuisine.”

oh nice you’ve made a bad version of pastitsio