Given the extensive training in linguistics and cross-cultural phonetic transcription given to Starbucks employees combined with the typically library-like silence in these shops, complete financial ruin and social ostracism is absolute minimum required to combat this monster!

Yes, it is long. About 50% direct quotes from Dr. Peterson himself, with just enough “I hate....women....and the poor”s thrown in to twist his words to stimulate the radical neo-Marxist penchant for resentful outrage.