Yes. Artillery to the front that we will use all of... once, then a phalanx of unsullied, then moat of fire. All the pasty white dudes hide in the castle. But first a very pretty but tactically idiotic cavalry charge to show off how undefeatable the opponent is followed by a complete misunderstanding of how close air…

Took me a moment, but +1 bulb

You’d think disposal would be more complicated when dealing with anything involving the CFL.

the league forced the Alouettes to cut him, then banned him from the entire CFL

You see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?

I don’t understand this trend of people calling actors or even characters they like “my son”. Just refer to your cat as your son, like a normal person.

If you ever want to interview someone at the furthest removed position from actual entertainment you can be while still using electricity, HMU.

Damn, we should talk to you for a post some time.

Isn’t that kinda the point, though? This just a way to stay camoflaged if everybody is looking at their phones in this hypothetical public place

I used to type my drink orders on Notes, screenshot it and then show the zoomed in text to the bartender on crowded nights.  They always seemed to appreciate it instead of trying to yell over the music.

I guess I can stop knitting those ankle scarves I was planning on gifting to my family on Christmas. 

uBlock Origin breaks kinja.

With Firefox if you block ads you break kinja and the comments are unreadable, also you can’t see social media embeds in articles.

We’re so dead.

Mmmmm, the soft, smooth, angle-less faces of the progeny of the rich.

Not an hour goes by where I don’t marvel in sheer disbelief that this man is the President of the United States.

Just another example of a very rich guy being not very smart but because he is rich he wields insane amounts of power. 

Yeh, I remember one time I squirted too much methylene chloride while cleaning the NaCl plates. It went to over my hands. I asked the TA about it. He laughed and said, "Don't worry, you'll just get cancer.."