In general I agree, but I’m also irritated by this move. Now the Braves will definitely plunk a different Marlins player, and I will have to deal with deep moral confusion over the whole thing.

Ureña is definitely an asshole who deserves to get plunked only because his suspension wasn’t as long as it should have been... but Mattingly is doing a good job here protecting his player. Zero problem with this decision on his part.

It’s not free if you’re paying for the service.

Guess they should’ve named it Steamy.

PEOPLE SCARE ME

Didn’t take long for the worst take to be written. Nicely done! 

fuck that. film the cops regardless.

Don’t forget the filipino nannies and low paid domestic workers. There is a hierarchy to the type of Asians. (Although some consider those of Philippine descent as Malay).

The bad news is that this is going to make Thomas both available and highly attractive to several local law enforcement agencies, which in turn will drive his doughnut consumption through the roof and exponentially increase the likelihood Wardlaw has to deal with him again.

I don’t understand how you fuck up ordering a donut this bad. I mean, you can’t pretend to be a normal person for as long as it takes to get a donut without snapping?

I will quickly dismiss any and all apologists. Won’t even take the time to tell y’all to fuck yourselves. 

Exactly on both.

And it “spilled over” as in “I am not racist nor would I ever use that word except when I am angry at a black person whom I hate because she is black”.

“I only hope that by me sharing a public apology in this incident you could show me some grace.”

Nah. It’s more like morning shock jock radio than talk radio. It’s a buncha guys and 1 gal cracking jokes about the news interspersed with the occasional impassioned rant. The formula works because A: The jokes are good often enough, and B: The rants are amazing and target deserving people and policies who never seem…

My wife and I have an abiding belief that every person on the planet should be made to work at least one year in the service industry, be that retail, food service, customer support, or what have you.

The idea behind this belief is that while having walked a mile in the company shirt won’t stop everyone from shitting…

I bet his aggression had something to do with those white socks. I mean, previous history between the two aside I see an angry man in white socks and I feel like his momma dressed him and he is full of resentment.  

Hey, while you two fight, can I get one of those fancy bottom-filling beers?

Oh, man. College writing teacher here. You get this all, the, time. And it looks just like the examples in this article. No matter how much you tell people that a professional writer’s syntax is really obviously different from a college student’s, someone will still think you won’t notice if they just break out a…