Since getting married and revisiting my mexican heritage, I loves me some lime juice. But yeah, in a roasted turkey seems like an awful idea.

i hope he makes it home safe

he’s such a transparent sack of rotting orange peels

the fuck

you, sir, are a gentleman and a schooner

starred just to make it stop

if i’m reading the kinja timestamps right, less than 2hrs later, all gone

if i’m reading the kinja timestamps right, less than 2hrs later, all gone

it was good enough for jesus

oh is this that thread

star for the point in para 1 but that blog? srsly?

it’s more protecting the institution than the abuser

the Bioshock game series

“let alone” not “let along”

dammit blossom

at least you can still get a laugh about the jews drinking kids blood and central asians singing about throwing them down wells

took about as many to learn apostrophe rules

when that lady sues him he’s gonna regret making that comment on the record

“oh shit what did i just do better grab his manboob too while im at it”

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