all of you please stop this thread because i really cannot afford to burst out laughing and then sobbing at my desk right now

been using the Logitech M570 for years but I’ll get real excited if Microsoft starts making theirs again

holy fuckingrifterinchief

Even w/o automation. In high school i worked at a friggin Barnes & Noble where someone (not a child) did that.

“steal a little...”

was gonna say its not just the adults

this is probably the most effective endorsement for DRINK WATER REGULARLY ever

sppelling

stahp

i think hes talking about bone-broth loaf

conflicted =/

the potential for backfire here is troubling

thx hadnt known i needed these skills until now

i was holding out hope you were being ironical

spoiler alert goddamit

kids are ruining video games

C-Day is also responsible for the worst ever Sopranos episode and hey, now that it’s a sister site I can link it guilt-free:

i dont get it either

and i just came from the becky article

i saw this on a placard at cville and in the comments section of breitbart